Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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