She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
high people should be assigned attendants
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We just shotgunned beers for America
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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