totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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