So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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