Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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