my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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