Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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