What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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