At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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