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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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