what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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