There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So. Much. Porn.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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