He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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