Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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