So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
