Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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