Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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