When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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