Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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