Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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