Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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