I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i drank out of a bidet.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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