She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
