So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
i now understand why vodka
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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