ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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