If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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