Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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