she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
