Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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