Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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