i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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