he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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