I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
you never un-have a 4some
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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