One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Shame is for Republicans.
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