This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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