my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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