i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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