i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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