It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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