I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
