and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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