Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
