ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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