Dual....:-)
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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