I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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