You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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