Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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