What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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