I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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