Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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