Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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