Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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