Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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