please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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