My brain says no but my pants say off.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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