I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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